【吐槽双声道】点球太刺激救心丸不够用，俄罗斯虽败犹荣值得骄傲

今天，足球天空小毅给大家分享阿鲁姆带来的《【吐槽双声道】点球太刺激救心丸不够用，俄罗斯虽败犹荣值得骄傲》。

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@俄罗斯 5-6 克罗地亚

[–]【Poland】IanCaesars 4641 points 4 hours ago

Modric pens are like most decisions in my life. Yeah it worked, but what the fuck was that.

莫德里奇的点球就像我大多数的人生决策一样。是的确实成了，但是尼玛过程不忍直视。

[–]【Australia】aninstituteforants 1603 points 4 hours ago

Mine are more like Smolovs. Terrible in theory and in execution.

我的情况比较像斯莫洛夫。无论是理论上还是操作上都是灾难级的。

[–]【England】Martin5hkreli 638 points 4 hours ago

Mine are like Fernandes".

Just gonna do this one little thing-ANNDDDD THERE IT GOES. ITS GONE. FUCKING HELL.

我像费尔南德斯。

只要做一点小小的贡献然后后后后，没了。全没了。你妹的。

[–]【Chelsea】ajukearth 353 points 4 hours ago

Shit penalty but by god it was the game of his international career. What a game from him. I"d love to see how many touches he got.

狗屎点球，不过这场真是他国家队生涯代表作啊。这场打得太好了。想看看他这场比赛有多少次触球。

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[–]【Croatia】Frikgeek 2126 points 4 hours ago

So Croatia managed to get 12 yellow cards and 0 suspensions, and now they all get cleared for the semifinal.

TACTICAL FOUL MASTERMINDS.

所以克罗地亚拿了12张黄牌但是没人停赛，现在半决赛黄牌全部清零。

战术犯规大师。

[–]【Germany】awe300 758 points 3 hours ago

I mean, vida basically looked like he just took one to complete his gwent set..

我感觉，维达这个脱衣庆祝拿牌，给人感觉就像他在收集昆特牌就差这一张了的感觉……

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[–]【Croatia】gccmelb 1065 points 4 hours ago

My heart can"t take this anymore.

我已经不能再吃更多救心丸了。

[–]【Croatia】Aceoangels 448 points 4 hours ago

I think I have a pulse but I can’t pick myself up off the floor to be sure

我觉得我还有脉搏，但是我已经没法从地上爬起来确认了

[–]【Croatia】Ph1sic 276 points 4 hours ago

Denkmark and Russia are responsible for my current alcoholism

丹麦和俄罗斯造成了我现在的酗酒问题

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[–]【Argentina】saywhatagain_ 4452 points 4 hours ago

i"m emotionally drained, and i don"t care for either team at all

两支球队都跟我没一毛钱关系，但是我觉得我的情绪已经被掏空

[–]A_CC 705 points 4 hours ago

Holly shit. Penalties kill me inside. I can"t have emotions for the rest of the day

天了噜。点球大战让我整个人内心都死透了。今天剩下一天都不会有任何心情了

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[–]【United States】quacainia 1420 points 4 hours ago

Akinfeev and Cheryshev were absolutely monumental to Russia"s run.

俄罗斯这一波，阿金费耶夫和切里舍夫绝对是居功至伟。

[–]【Ecuador】Montuvito_G 717 points 4 hours ago

Shoutout to Akinfeev especially. A lot of people forget he made a horrific mistake vs South Korea in the 2014 World Cup and that contributed to getting Russia eliminated early. This time around, he"s been a boss all tournament, one of the best goalkeepers of the competition surely

尤其要为阿金打call。很多人都忘了他2014年对韩国一个低级失误导致球队早早出局。这次完全反过来了，他整届杯赛发挥都很好，绝对是这届世界杯最佳门将之一

[–]【Boca Juniors】Steelkatanas 153 points 4 hours ago

Fernandes and Dzyuba too, they were excellent.

费尔南德斯和久巴也是，非常出色。

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[–]Digitaldude555 460 points 5 hours ago

Subasic with the game of his life, what a trooper!

苏巴西奇生涯最佳一战，真正的战士！

[–]【Spain】rationalreligious 173 points 4 hours ago

Did he play with a pulled hamstring?

他是抽筋了还在踢？

[–]【Australia】AdenintheGlaven 130 points 4 hours ago

National hero

民族英雄

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[–]【Peru】Jose_Monteverde 1108 points 4 hours ago

I lost my Croatian best friend to suicide 5 years ago. We exchanged my Perú jersey for his Croatian one before he left for Croatia where he died.

Wish you were here bro

Go Croatia!!!

5年前我的克罗地亚挚友自杀死了。在他回国之前我们交换了球衣。

真希望你也在这里啊兄弟

克罗地亚加油！！！

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[–]【Australia】AdenintheGlaven 455 points 5 hours ago

Suba?ic fucking bailed out Croatia on a torn hamstring. National hero.

苏巴西奇一条腿拉伤还拖着球队出了坑。民族英雄。

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[–]Rooonaldooo99 2211 points 5 hours ago

No one expected Russia to go this far. They had a very good run and they can be proud of that.

没人想到俄罗斯能走这么远。他们这波打得很不错，值得为自己骄傲。

[–]【England】DannyboyLFC 342 points 5 hours ago

Yeah, getting past spain who had 800% possession as well

是的，还过了控球率800%的西班牙

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[–]【Municipal】SmokingFrog 707 points 5 hours ago

When Croatia next elections? Asking for friend.

克罗地亚下一次选举什么时候？帮朋友问的。

[–]【Tottenham Hotspur】Ag250 353 points 5 hours ago

I found Putin’s reddit account.

我好像发现了普京的号。

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[–]【Real Madrid】Number333 1596 points 5 hours ago

Mario Fernandes: Learn how to go from Hero to Zero in just 15 minutes!

马里奥-费尔南德斯：如何在15分钟内从英雄变成狗熊！

[–]【England】Thesolly180 419 points 5 hours ago

still got to be a hero, one of their best performers all tournament.

仍然是个英雄，俄罗斯这届世界杯发挥最好的球员之一。

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