【吐槽双声道】学习马儿好榜样姆巴佩也假摔，艺界新人演技尴尬

今天，足球天空小毅给大家分享阿鲁姆带来的《【吐槽双声道】学习马儿好榜样姆巴佩也假摔，艺界新人演技尴尬》。

吐槽双声道，一档无节操翻译栏目，主要素材来自国外吐槽社区reddit的足球版r/soccer，通过二次加工制造接地气笑点！

@乌拉圭 0-2 法国

[–]【Arsenal】HiroLegito 953 points 4 hours ago

2 days without the World Cup was hard

2天没有世界杯的日子太难熬了

[–]【Russia】Nartomou 165 points 4 hours ago

Honestly, I don"t even know how I survived that.

真心的，我都不知道我怎么活过来的。

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[–]Brooklyn_MLS 302 points 3 hours ago

“when Mbappe opens up his legs he’s so fun to watch”

Lol

“当姆巴佩张开双腿的时候，真是太好看了”

哈哈哈哈

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[–]【Chapecoense】jamootz 499 points 4 hours ago

If Mbappe eats a dragonfly, I think he"d be the youngest to eat a bug in a World Cup elimination game since Pele in 1958.

要是姆巴佩吃了蜻蜓，我觉得他应该会是1958年的贝利之后，在淘汰赛吃蜻蜓的最年轻纪录保持者。

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[–]【Manchester United】envague 1758 points 2 hours ago

Zidane quits Real Madrid, Ronaldo goes to Juventus, and Luis Suarez goes through a World Cup without doing something crazy. 2018 is truly the most unpredictable year.

齐达内离开皇马，C罗去尤文，苏亚雷斯一整届世界杯没干傻事。2018年真心不可预测。

[–]【FC Santa Claus】Mercer022 1303 points 2 hours ago

England winning a penalty shoot-out

英格兰点球获胜

[–]【England】AgnosticMantis 748 points 2 hours ago

Germany finishing bottom of their group.

德国小组垫底。

[–]【Venezuela】boo_how_yeezy 374 points 2 hours ago*

Thank god Mexico took the bullet and got knocked out in the round of 16 to keep us tethered to reality.

感谢上帝，墨西哥牺牲自己当了十六郎，让我们不至于太脱离现实。

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That save by Lloris is turning point of the match.

洛里扑掉那个头球是比赛的转折点。

[–]【Spain】LosTerminators 1105 points 2 hours ago

Cavani injury turned the match even before it started.

卡瓦尼受伤让比赛还没开始就已经发生转折了。

[–]【East Bengal Club】sammyedwards 198 points 2 hours ago

Stuani and Suarez had zero chemistry

斯图亚尼和苏亚雷斯的默契就像C罗和佛爷

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[–]【France】RedFuckingGrave 609 points 3 hours ago

France vs Argentina : 4 shots on target, 4 goals.

France vs Uruguay : 2 shots on target, 2 goals.

Pas mal.

法国对阿根廷：4脚射正，4个进球。

法国对乌拉圭：2脚射正，2个进球。

可还行。

[–]LITW6991 234 points 2 hours ago

French efficency

法国效率

[–]Haroun04 205 points 2 hours ago

France is the new Germany.

法国是新版德国。

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[–]【England】ChanceBeyond 1325 points 3 hours ago

That was whelming

一边倒啊

[–]【Tottenham Hotspur】TheodoreP 343 points 3 hours ago

Would have been a better game with Cavani :(

有卡瓦尼的话这比赛不至于这样 :(

[–]【France】pick_a_maul 245 points 2 hours ago

Pretty much like England-Colombia with James yeah.

是的，就像英格兰和哥伦比亚那场没有哈梅斯一样。

[–]【Tottenham Hotspur】ascetic_lynx 962 points 3 hours ago

I"ve watched many matches, and that was one of them

我看过很多比赛，而这场也是其中之一

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[–]【Real Madrid】supaboss2015 666 points 3 hours ago

the cameraman aint have to do jimenez like that

摄像师不用对希梅内斯这么狠吧

[–]【Manchester United】panda52501 168 points 3 hours ago

When he conceded that freekick he knew it was over and it was heartbreaking

他们被吹那个任意球的时候，他就知道一切都结束了，心态崩了

[–]【Celtic】matter_of_time 328 points 3 hours ago

and Neville was calling him pathetic. What a wank.

内维尔说他很可悲。沙雕。

[–]【France】calbertuk 276 points 3 hours ago

I thought that as well. Calling him disgraceful and wondering what he"s crying about. What a total shithead.

我也这么想的。说希梅内斯丢人，不知道他为什么哭。屎脑袋吧。

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[–]【Real Madrid】Number333 676 points 3 hours ago

I feel sad for Uruguay. Who knows if Cavani being fit would have changed the end result but this is kind of the end of this era (Godin/Muslera are 32, Suarez/Cavani/Caceres are 31) and it would have been nice if they had the guy who scored two sensational goals vs Portugal the previous round.

我真为乌拉圭难过。谁知道如果卡瓦尼上的话还会不会是这个比分呢，而现在一个时代就这么结束了（戈丁、穆斯莱拉32、苏亚雷斯、卡瓦尼、卡塞雷斯都31），要是对葡萄牙进了2个世界波的那个男人能上的话，一切都不会有问题了。

[–]【Sweden】randomperson2704 390 points 3 hours ago

I feel terrible for Cavani

真心为卡瓦尼难过

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@穆斯莱拉黄油手格列兹曼破门

[–]【Melbourne Victory】LiptonBlackTea 887 points 3 hours ago

Shoutout to Griezmann for not rubbing it in with a fortnite celebration

格列兹曼没做堡垒之夜庆祝，给对手伤口上撒盐，必须点个赞

[–]【Atlético Madrid】PsSalin 187 points 2 hours ago

He"s playing against his best friends, so I"m pretty sure he kept in mind to not disrespect them

对手是自己挚友，我很确定他心里有数要给对手面子

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[–]【Ajax】AndyFNG 2841 points 3 hours ago

I fucking hate to see this happen to goalkeepers.

我真他妈看到门将遭遇这种不幸。

[–]【Asante Kotoko】PM_ME_UR_HORNY_PICS 928 points 3 hours ago*

It’s not been a good year for keepers that’s for sure

今年世界杯真心是对门将不友好

[–]【Bayern München】J0N007 585 points 3 hours ago

Really humble of Griezmann not to celebrate!

格子没庆祝真的是很有品了！

[–]【Brisbane Roar】misterhamez 327 points 3 hours ago

was it because he felt bad for the keeper or because of his weird comments about feeling Uruguayan? either way, it was nice to see.

是因为为门将难过，还是说他对乌拉圭有感情？无论如何，看到这一幕还是很高兴的。

[–]【Barcelona】OGConsuela 756 points 3 hours ago

He was worried the goal wouldn’t count, since we’ve made it clear this WC is bangers only

他是怕这个进球不算，因为我们已经决定这届世界杯是只允许进世界波的

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[–]【Uruguay】zts105 1099 points 3 hours ago

:( at least Griezmann didn"t celebrate against his second country

:( 至少格列兹曼没对自己的第二祖国庆祝

[–]Los_Cleatos 711 points 3 hours ago

Muslera was confused when a fellow Uruguayan shot the ball towards him.

穆斯莱拉发现乌拉圭球员对自己射门，所以懵了。

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[–]robashi 234 points 4 hours ago

That’s what happens when you don’t eat a dragonfly.

这就是你不吃蜻蜓的结果。

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[–]【Eintracht Frankfurt】Gluecksritter90 432 points 4 hours ago

Ball had a bit of a crazy curve there in the end

这球最后有一个超强的弧线

[–]【Arsenal】xDHBx 244 points 3 hours ago

That ball moved 2 feet to the left in the last 5 yards. That was a much harder save than it looked to be.

这球最后5码移动了有2英尺。这球实际上绝对没看起来这么好扑。

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[–]【Boca Juniors】ShittyPlaceKicker 1623 points 4 hours ago

SOMEONE CHECK HIM FOR A CONCUSSION

谁来检查一下他有没有脑震荡

[–]【Tottenham Hotspur】Thenateo 606 points 4 hours ago

Fuck Ramos?

要不要去他妈的拉莫斯？

[–]【Brazil】max_fischer3 298 points 4 hours ago

Always

先去再说

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@姆巴佩假摔引起冲突

[–]problemheresir6 3382 points 3 hours ago

Yeah this one is pretty embarrassing

呵呵这个真心有点尴尬了

[–]Kdot32 1077 points 3 hours ago

I was reading a thread a few weeks ago and everyone agreed that Mbappe was better or gonna be better than Neymar because Neymar dives. That thread has not aged well

几个礼拜前我还读了个帖子说，姆巴佩现在，或者以后肯定比内马尔更好，因为他不假摔。这个帖子真有点晚节不保了

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[–]ArcTrooperEwm 1517 points 3 hours ago

Like come on, you are 2-0 ahead, you are the youngest player of the tournament, you got a huge career ahead, why man why?

我靠，你们2-0领先，他是赛会最年轻的球员，前途一片光明，何苦呢？

[–]xMWJ 634 points 3 hours ago

Gotta fit in somehow

总得融入一下大环境啊

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[–]【Manchester United】harshmangat 1122 points 4 hours ago

Mbappe with the beautiful footballing ability to make something out of nothing!

姆巴佩，美妙的足球技术，总是能无中生有！

[–]【Belgium】cerebro_a 420 points 3 hours ago

I think it"s time we use VAR for diving and start carding floppers.

我觉得是时候用VAR给假摔专业户们发牌了。

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[–]NickDay 333 points 4 hours ago

Varane doing his best to stop his team mates getting involved. Love to see that, proper level headed.

瓦拉内尽力让队友别参与。看到这种真是不错，脑子很清楚的球员。

[–]【Europa FC】MessiBele 257 points 4 hours ago

Umtiti spent the whole time making sure Suarez didn"t get near anyone.

乌姆蒂蒂全程关注苏亚雷斯，不能让他靠近任何人。

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[–]【France】An_Lochlannach 744 points 4 hours ago

Disgusting when Neymar does it, disgusting when Mbappe does it. Treat cheating equally, no matter who does it.

内马尔演戏恶心，姆巴佩演戏也恶心。恶心就是恶心，一视同仁。

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[–]【Barcelona】CoMmUnIsTdOmO 871 points 4 hours ago

I see he"s learned a lot from Neymar

我看得出他从内马尔那里学到了很多

[–]【England】cabaran 298 points 4 hours ago

thats even more pathetic than neymar.

这个甚至比内马尔还可悲。

[–]【Finland】Acidyo 165 points 4 hours ago

Mbappe is still new to acting.

姆巴佩毕竟演艺圈新人。

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