【吐槽双声道】光传不射板鸭成德国2.0,遍地冷门下一个巴西?
今天,足球天空小毅给大家分享阿鲁姆带来的《【吐槽双声道】光传不射板鸭成德国2.0,遍地冷门下一个巴西?》。
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@西班牙 4-5 俄罗斯
[–]【Spain】enterpriseF-love 1351 points 6 hours ago
Spain passing so well they passed on the world cup
西班牙太能传了,把自己传回家去了
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[–]【Germany】BallPlartCallMop 455 points 6 hours ago
Spain truly played like World Champions today. Unfortunately for them that means playing like us.
西班牙今天的表现真是世界杯冠军级的。不幸的是,是像我德这种冠军。
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[–]【Atlético Madrid】HandRailSuicide1 1628 points 6 hours ago
What a fucking save
这扑救太屌了
[–]【Barcelona】Thugging_inPublic 721 points 6 hours ago
De Gea asks: what"s a save?
德赫亚问道:哪有扑救?
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[–]Rooonaldooo99 3649 points 6 hours ago
Russia with the FIFA tactic of just shooting in the middle
俄罗斯罚点球这是FIFA里的战术啊,就踢你中路
[–]【Mexico】Man0nTheMoon915 444 points 6 hours ago
Russia is your 9yr old little brother
俄罗斯就跟你9岁的表弟一个水平
[–]Blazing_Shade 676 points 6 hours ago
Cheryschev has balls
切里舍夫真他妈有种
[–]【Republic of Ireland】Matthew_1453 239 points 6 hours ago
Ye that"s the kind of thing that if you fail at you"ll look like a fool
是的,这种动作你要是没做成,自己就跟个傻X一样
[–]【PSV Eindhoven】ActionWaction 270 points 6 hours ago
Touched 3 penalties, unlucky...
碰到了3个点球,不走运……
[–]【Poland】thesilentGinlasagna 421 points 6 hours ago
SAVED 0
扑出0个
[–]【Spain】Pemoniz 332 points 6 hours ago
Really consistent tournament from him.
他这届发挥是真的稳定。
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[–]【Brazil】carterish 3518 points 6 hours ago
Imagine making over 1000 passes and scoring solely through an own goal
想象一下传了1000脚球,结果唯一的进球还是靠对方的乌龙
[–]【Barcelona】Thugging_inPublic 1125 points 6 hours ago
They didn"t record a single shot until after Russia scored in the 40th.
40分钟俄罗斯进球之前,他们连一脚射门都没有。
[–]【Iran】owterash 214 points 6 hours ago
Hierro mastrrclass
耶罗大师级指挥
[–]gunsof 109 points 6 hours ago
Not really Hierro, just Spain"s general play. They"d likely do it with any coach unless someone decided to be brave and play with wingers.
不是耶罗的锅,西班牙一直都这么打。他们跟所有教练都这么打,除非那个教练胆肥的敢上边锋。
[–]【Liverpool】YungSnuggie 577 points 6 hours ago
possession for possession"s sake. embarassing
为了控球而控球。丢人
[–]【Barcelona】SoCoolTheyCallMeCulo 230 points 6 hours ago
Possession without penetration is just masturbation
俗话说,没有渗透的控球就跟打手枪一样,到头来都是假的
[–]【Canada】Taxonomyoftaxes 233 points 6 hours ago
When is Spain going to learn the rest of the world figured out Tiki-Taka four years ago?
西班牙要到哪天才能明白,全世界4年前就已经吃透tiki-taka了?
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[–]【Germany】Atari_7200 1875 points 6 hours ago
That"s what you get for playing 120 minutes of football without creating any meaningful chances until like 5 minutes before the end.
Imagine having 79% possession, 1114 passes, and only putting 9 shots on target in 120 minutes (plus added time).
打了120分钟,创造不出任何有意义的机会,直到最后5分钟才好好踢的结果就是这样。
79%控球,1114脚传球,120分钟就打正了9脚门。
[–]【Schalke 04】hairykimchi 705 points 6 hours ago
Seems familiar for some reason..
不知为何似曾相识……
[–]mcm_xci 231 points 6 hours ago
Germany 2.0
德国2.0
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[–]【Real Madrid】UsernameReIevant 163 points 7 hours ago
1030 completed passes by Spain, all for nothing
西班牙全场1030脚传球,全都打水漂
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[–]【Poland】thesilentGinlasagna 1926 points 7 hours ago
If you told me Russia were gonna beat Spain in this World Cup I would’ve laughed in your face
要是你之前跟我说,世界杯上俄罗斯能赢西班牙,我大概会当面嘲笑你
[–]【Chelsea】Banana_massacre 263 points 6 hours ago
Next you"re gonna tell me Germany finished last in their group
然后你会告诉我德国会小组垫底
[–]【Denmark】eighthgear 979 points 7 hours ago
Post-2012 Spain always plays this dull, lethargic football. The Portugal match was the exception, not the norm.
2012年后的西班牙一直打得都这么无聊,没生气。对葡萄牙那场比赛绝对是例外,超常发挥。
[–]【Sweden】randomperson2704 256 points 7 hours ago
What about against Argentina
之前6-1阿根廷怎么说
[–]【Wales】AngryWelshSheep 210 points 7 hours ago
And Germany a few month ago
还有对德国
[–]【Nagoya Grampus】shine_baka 326 points 6 hours ago*
I sense a theme of Spain playing* fairly well against countries that don"t park the bus entirely.
不禁感觉到,西班牙对阵不完全摆大巴的球队打得都很好。
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[–]【Real Madrid】Number333 1486 points 7 hours ago
de Gea felt like a keeper in FIFA diving the right way and getting nothing but air. Can"t believe Russia"s apart of the Final 8.
德赫亚给我感觉就是FIFA里那种能扑对方向但是除了空气什么都扑不到的门将。难以置信俄罗斯进了8强。
[–]【Spain】Slimshady305 252 points 7 hours ago
De Gea could have saved 2 penalties. Got unlucky.
德赫亚应该可以扑掉2个点球的。不走运而已。
[–]【Spain】JKHighLight 154 points 7 hours ago
Akinfeev could have saved 1 penalty. He saved 2. That"s the difference between winning and losing
阿金费耶夫本来可以扑掉1个点球。但是他扑掉了2个。这就是胜负的差别了
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[–]【Galatasaray】Aslan27 715 points 7 hours ago
Another fucking upset. I love the world cup
又是冷门。我太爱这届世界杯了
[–]MixedCaribCC 280 points 7 hours ago
no favourite is safe
豪门都不踏实
[–]【Manchester United】Voltage97 421 points 7 hours ago
Brazil next.
下一个就是巴西了。
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[–]jz68 467 points 7 hours ago
That"s what Spain gets for spending 70% of the game passing the ball around at midfield.
西班牙70%的时间在中场传来传去,就是这个结果。
[–]Blazing_Shade 190 points 7 hours ago
They do realize that you have to get the ball in the net to win, right?
他们应该知道球必须要进网,才能赢比赛吧?
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[–]finally_A_username 4006 points 7 hours ago
Rumor has it, Spain still passing the ball in the locker room
传闻说,现在西班牙还在更衣室里传球呢
[–]【Louisville City】Manus_Justus 1073 points 5 hours ago
80% possession, 1,000 passes, and 1 own goal from the other team.
80%控球,1000脚传球,唯一进球还是靠乌龙。
[–]【United States】UveDebauchedMySloth 567 points 5 hours ago
I"m just relieved they didn"t try passing it to each other during the PKs
看到他们点球大战的时候没把球传给队友已经让我松了一口气了
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[–]【Arsenal】Carterxix 13.0k points 7 hours ago
Portugal, Argentina, Spain, Germany, what a weird world cup.
葡萄牙、阿根廷、西班牙、德国,这届世界杯太诡异了。
[–]gerrardii 8365 points 7 hours ago
Italy that couldn"t even qualify.
意大利甚至连晋级都难。
[–]【France】FSA-Got-Aleppo 6909 points 7 hours ago
Who"s the Netherlands?
荷兰又是谁?
[–]【Shrewsbury Town】plazmablu 6241 points 7 hours ago
Swamp Germans
湿地德国(swamp germans的梗在reddit超火,真心不懂为什么)
[–]【Juventus】Aru10 957 points 7 hours ago
Italy & Netherlands: can"t disappoint your country if you don"t qualify /pointstemple
意大利和荷兰:要是不晋级,那就根本不会让国人失望啦
[–]【Deportivo Wanka】Prazza1 1877 points 7 hours ago
ENGLAND DARK HORSES? NO WAIT THATS RUSSIA
英格兰黑马夺冠?哦不,等等,那是俄罗斯
[–]【England】enordsn 883 points 7 hours ago
What a great World Cup
热门都出局了,这届世界杯太棒了
[–]aceent 1318 points 7 hours ago
You"re next.
你就是下一个。
[–]【Leicester City】HisEggcellency 550 points 7 hours ago
Brazil tomorrow?
明天先把巴西黑了?
[–]【Mexico】RicardoMayo_ 757 points 7 hours ago
I hope so.
我希望如此。
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[–]【Sweden】Vernand-J 5994 points 7 hours ago*
One of Russia, Croatia, Switzerland, Sweden, Colombia or England will play in the WC final.
俄罗斯、克罗地亚、瑞士、瑞典、哥伦比亚或者英格兰当中有一支球队会打进决赛。
[–]wk12498 2790 points 7 hours ago
this is actually insane who would have ever thought
这个真的疯了,有谁之前会想到
[–]【Mexico】Totaltrufas 744 points 7 hours ago
now that is a crazy fact. if theres ever been a year for england this is it
这个真的疯了。要是真有哪次是该英格兰夺冠,那就是今年这次了
[–]【Newcastle United】SocialistSloth1 1223 points 7 hours ago
Watch us lose 3-0 to Colombia now
那现在看好我们0-3输给哥伦比亚了
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[–]【Brazil】fussomoro 750 points 7 hours ago
It"s official. Defense is the better defense...
已经官方确认了。防守才是最好的防守……
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[–]【FC Porto】The_Goat_Charmer 1209 points 7 hours ago
1/3 of the best teams on paper are out already
纸面上最强的球队有1/3已经出局了
[–]【Mexico】Totaltrufas 3736 points 7 hours ago
crazy to think there"s gonna be a quarter final without messi, cristiano, or neymar
难以置信世界杯1/4决赛会没有梅西、C罗和内马尔
[–]spartanss300 1864 points 7 hours ago
Hey wait a minute
等等,内马尔是不是说的有点早
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[–]【Pe?arol】ksr_is_back 5503 points 7 hours ago
Daily reminder that possession doesn"t mean shit if you can"t score.
日常提醒,要是不能进球,控球率连个JB意义都没有。
[–]【Germany】kaOz1985 1097 points 7 hours ago
You don"t say
别说了
[–]【Manchester United】mayjaz43 644 points 7 hours ago
Laughs in Korean
韩国传来一阵爽朗的笑声
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